giannidicrosta:

Sweet mother of Jesus.. I found the epitome of all treasure troves in my parents’ closet. (Taken with instagram)

scatteredhats:

mebecomingperfect:

God bless us, everyone.

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle; fo shizzle

The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,

In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;

The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,

While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;

And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,

When out on the stoop some bitch came around,

I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.

Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,

Tore open this bullshit and threw out the trash.

The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow

Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,

But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles,

With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,

Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!

Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!

Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!

To the windows! to the walls!

Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”

But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle.”

Fo shizzle. 

frenchcanadiantoastbacon:

melm0:

WHA THTE FUCK

AHHHHHHH YES

Which reminds me, Beat better have a “Bwaagh” moment at least once

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ajunkiesloins:

lucindasaxon:

blanketforyourshock:

doctorwhom:

What do you think the United States Postal Service ships, though?

• Thanksgiving/Veteran’s Day?
• Valentine’s Day/Halloween? (super kinky!)
• Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa? (OT3?)
• Father’s Day/Mother’s Day? (the boringest of the holiday ships)
• Stopping because it’s scarily obvious that Tumblr has corrupted my mind.

What are you talking about

Father’s Day/Mother’s Day is canon.

Valentine’s Day/Halloween is canon, come on, just think about it

I bet it’s the only ship in which role playing is mandatory

Thanksgiving/Christmas but it’s actually a love triangle because Christmas and New Years have this sexual tension going on, but it’s really just physical and everyone knows in the end Thankmas will be ultimately canon. (Spoiler alert: New Years and St. Patrick’s Day end up adopting a baby in season 4 and become the cutest gay couple ever!)